Saturday, September 02, 2006

The Buehrle Bile File: "I'm a Little Miffed": Game 135 Preview

Mark Buehrle (L, 11-11, 4.71) for the White Sox
Odalis Perez (L, 5-6, 6.43) for Vinny Vega's favorite French cuisine

The Buehrle Bile File says...

Which Mark Buehrle will show up tomorrow?

2-1, 3.38 last 3 starts ------ or ------ 0-6, 8.93 8 starts before that

Anyways, the Buehrle Bile File has a complaint, actually, multiple complaints.
  1. This whole playing down to the competition (TB, KC) thing is killing me.
  2. Blogger, for some damn reason, had locked me out of commenting. I could see comments, I could submit posts, but I couldn't be a part of the good banter, good banter, good banter. WTF!!!!
  3. The Jeckyl & Hyde job Mark Buehrle is pulling on us White Sox fans.
Pick to Clicks...Joe Crede, yes -- Blogger, no!
And Mark, I'd pitch well tonight if I were you, cuz The Biler is pissed!

Drop your own PtCs in the comments section cuz, unlike myself, y'all can! Maybe I'll see yah there, maybe I won't. (Update: okay, I'm back and able to comment again, but I'm still pissed about the lockout and I can't quite figure out why it happened. If anyone has any reasonable idea as to why I might have been locked out, drop a note in the comments for me.)


Blogger jamesmnordbergjr said...

I know this is a White Sox blog, but I gotta say one more thing: GO Notre Dame!!!

9/02/2006 8:34 AM  
Anonymous D.T. Kelly said...

I'm going to take JD.

9/02/2006 8:52 AM  
Blogger Fornelli said...



Average banter, average banter, killer one liner.

9/02/2006 11:03 AM  
Blogger jamesmnordbergjr said...

fornelli = mighty funny

9/02/2006 11:05 AM  
Blogger DickdaStick said...

taking BA to click ...

....and the Irish to "kick"

9/02/2006 11:23 AM  
Blogger Fornelli said...

I'm so funny I got mentioned on Deadspins Hugh Johnson Project. I forgot to submit this one though,the Vandy player who blocked the FG was named Goth.

"After blocking the Michigan FG, Vandy's Goth chose not to celebrate, but returned to the sidelines where he questioned the existence of God and then began cutting himself."


9/02/2006 12:35 PM  
Blogger jamesmnordbergjr said...

Wanna talk about a hot bat?
Frank friggin' Thomas is absolutely carrying that A's team right now.

For August (and Sept 1)

6 hr, 22 rbi
bb/k: 20/15

On the season...

129 hr, 81 rbi
bb/k: 70/66

I have this feeling creeping down my spine and his name is The Big Hurt.

9/02/2006 2:31 PM  
Blogger jamesmnordbergjr said...

Check out this interesting lineup

1. P Ozuna, LF
2. T Iguchi, 2B
3. J Dye, RF
4. P Konerko, 1B
5. J Crede, 3B
6. R Gload, DH
7. B Anderson, CF
8. J Uribe, SS
9. S Alomar Jr., C

9/02/2006 6:14 PM  
Blogger jamesmnordbergjr said...

This won't sound positive (cuz I'm following Jeeves' non-negative vibe from last yesterday's recap), but Paulie's body language is just plain bad. Every weak grounder he hits, his shoulders slump, his head drops, his eyes roll...and more than anyone else on the White Sox, if Paulie gets down on himself, it can be a prolonged slump.

9/02/2006 6:24 PM  
Blogger jamesmnordbergjr said...

Buehrle AGAIN gives up a 1st inning run, but get the GIDP to end the threat.

His control isn't the best, but then again Grudz, Teahan and Sweeney did the damage, so go figure.

An early deficit again...1-0

9/02/2006 6:34 PM  
Blogger jamesmnordbergjr said...

One of Mark's big problems this year has been his inability to jam the righties. His cutter hasn't cut in enough, so the righties will look middle out and swing away.

So far tonight, mixed results.

9/02/2006 6:45 PM  
Blogger jamesmnordbergjr said...

Ah, Joey Clutch, my PtC!

JD is having an off night and we needed a big hit from someone else.In steps Crede with the 2-out, 2-rbi hit! The Sox now have 4 guys with 90 or more rbis.

9/02/2006 6:59 PM  
Blogger jamesmnordbergjr said...

Mark has pitched outta some jams again tonight. He has two inning ending DP in 3 innings so far. Getting gritty perhaps. And as I type, he just threw his 3rd DP ball. He needs all the help he can get.

9/02/2006 7:17 PM  
Blogger jamesmnordbergjr said...

A lead-off walk is nicely pitched over by Mark, including actually having Grudz hit the ball AT someone.

9/02/2006 7:32 PM  
Blogger jamesmnordbergjr said...

Buehrle is the victim of a non-play by BA on a deep fly ball to the wall, and he can't pitch over it with no outs and men on 2nd & 3rd. He limits the damage to 2 runs, but KC takes the lead. He did give up 3 hard hit balls, and I'm surprised the one BA misplayed wasn't a HR, cuz Sweeney crushed it,

9/02/2006 7:45 PM  
Blogger jamesmnordbergjr said...

Gi-nor-mas break for the White Sox. CF for the KC loses an easy fly-ball of the bat in the twilight, and Sox plate the lead run in the 7th.

9/02/2006 7:58 PM  
Blogger jamesmnordbergjr said...

Buehrle is done for the night as he pitched 6.0 innings and gave up 3 earned runs, and he left with a 4-3 lead. Quality start, yes, could have been better, yes, did he get a little unlucky, yes, did he get hit hard, yes.

Mikey McD in.

9/02/2006 8:01 PM  
Blogger jamesmnordbergjr said...

Top of the 8th and the Sox are getting some AFLAC. albeit in small incriments...get this, back-to-back doubles followed by a single have plated 1 run -- and there are no outs!!! You try to figure it out.

9/02/2006 8:13 PM  
Blogger jamesmnordbergjr said...

Eh, a little disappointed in Ross Gload. JD had the golden sombrero going into his last at bat but he also had a 12 game hit streak that Gload didn't give him a chance to extend by running into a caught stealing.

I guess stats are meaningless in close games, but it woulda been nice for JD to get a chance to swing there.

Bottom 9...Jenks in. Sox lead 5-3.

9/02/2006 8:46 PM  
Blogger jamesmnordbergjr said...

Sox win! Jenks was nasty. 3 Ks to end it.
The Buehrle Bile File is on the way.

9/02/2006 8:53 PM  

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