Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Urlacher is Mightier than Mere Mortals

Praise the Lord! Urlacher is going to be okay! At the end of the Dolphins game, Brian Urlacher, our all world MLB, got his foot twisted in a pileup with about a minute left in the game. Bears' fans across the country held their breath as he left the field thinking shades of Mike Brown (who's gone for the season). Urlacher underwent an MRI today and broke the machine with his sheer awesomeness. Seriosuly thought, he had an MRI, and it turns out it's just a sprained left big toe.

Officially Urlacher is questionable for the upcoming showdown with Giants, but I have a strong feeling he won't miss the game. It's a huge matchup, and reportedly, Urlacher was seen walking into a meeting without a limp.

My confidence in the Bears, has just been boosted!

2 Comments:

Blogger DickdaStick said...

...just another link in the chain of the Greatest Middle Linebackers the world of Football has ever known...

11/07/2006 1:51 PM  
Blogger jamesmnordbergjr said...

Brian's body must be like Wolverine's of the X-Men: he regenerates quickly. How else do you explain no lasting effect from sticking his penis in Paris Hilton?

11/08/2006 5:14 PM  

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