The Real Reason Why Freddy is Fat

Many Sox fans have noticed that Freddy Garcia has been looking a bit hefty this season. He's looked Bobby Jenks fat at times, and I think I may know the reason why...

Munchies.

According to this report marijuana was found in his urine sample at the WBC. Freddy could stand to be suspended from international play, but if this report is valid there are no ramifications for him with regards to MLB.